The Book Goddess Reads

Greetings once more, loyal fluff-followers.

It is very warm in the Kingdom today. Too warm to supervise anything for long. I’ve entered Doughnut Mode — tightly curled, nose to tail, one eye maybe open. Rotation: minimal. Movement: unlikely.

I have declined the garden. I have declined the window. I have declined the concept of verticality.

My human opened the freezer and looked hopeful. I offered her a single slow blink. She seemed satisfied.

📚 She’s reading something soft today — no shouting, no sudden plot twists, just nice people talking and drinking hot beverages. An excellent choice for ambient loafing.

I repositioned only once (clockwise shift, 20°) and briefly extended a leg before tucking it back in like a sea creature. Only two beans were allowed to be photographed. Frankly it was too hot to move them.

5/5 Nap Read. Ambient loaf levels: supreme.

I remain indoors. I remain motionless. I remain adored.

Warmly (and roundly),

Smudge (Nap Committee Chair, Heatwave Division)